I've missed this place, so here I am again :)

I hate it when guys give that whole “I like a girl who can eat a big mac, not just rice cakes” crap.

myskinnydystopia:

Really? Do you really like a girl who can eat 823 calories of junk? I bet you like a girl who eats the extra 450 calories worth of damn fries on the side too right? Well I can bet you that you don’t like the 250 pound girl who eats like that. You like the 115 pound blonde bombshell who is naturally skinny. So what I really think you meant to say was: “I like a girl with a naturally fast metabolism”. Bitch, please.

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baruyon:

snoozlebee:

spintowin:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL

hold me manatee. hold me tight and never let go

Aw, I love Calming Manatee.

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wow this blog is making me realize that i do not know anything about canada

says the canadian

hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHYSNYSNY

hahahahahaha

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHYSNYSNY

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omg yay look at the troops guyyyyzzzzzz

omg yay look at the troops guyyyyzzzzzz

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As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.

Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist”

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nyuujou:

“im so grunge” the 16-year-old girl with dip-dyed hair wearing a Nirvana croptop says to herself as she reblogs a picture of a toilet 

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  • english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
  • australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
  • american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
  • arab guys: you want to make friendship

laughingalonewithklingon:

ohaiena:

blogsaretough:

What if men were photographed the way women typically are? 

it would be super hot, that’s what

butts

^^

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